I remember when I was a little girl and I used to get these candy cigarettes and pretend I was smoking. I felt so cool and sexy. It was so amazing. I would pretend to blow smoke rings and everything. I use them in my shows sometimes. I'll let you guess what I do with them. ;)
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I can't believe I'm reading this blog, but I'll play along because I miss the Crusty blog updates.
So hmmmm, let me guess-- you stick them up your b*^&hole?! *shudder* Because we both know you're not sporting a lady cave, unless of course you've gotten the Chaz Bono special.
LOL!!!
ALCINA!!!
I want that on a t-shirt.
"So hmmmm, let me guess-- you stick them up your b*^&hole"
I'm glad you enjoyed that--you should do a test run on it to see if it takes off. In exchange, I'd like a t-shirt that says "Shut the F*%# up you dumb leprechaun sl#t!" lol!
Hey--did you notice that I'm being sensitive to Crusty's delicate ear? I know how he hates anything resembling a curse word!
Done deal. Maybe Candi should look into selling our t-shirts rather than candy. Anything that will keep 'her' titty-balls well and truly covered from public consumption.
Yes, your diplomacy with swearing was duly noted.... I hope it is appreciated.
That's a good idea Travis! Certainly it would pay more than selling Chicklets on the side of the road!
I hope so too. I wonder if Candi has trained her customers to say things like...can I touch your fanny? Or show me you unclothed bust!
Sorry Alcina, I missed this comment. I don't often visit this blog.... it's certainly my least favourite of Crusty Connie's alter egos blogroll.
Camel-toe Candi's blog makes me think of ill fitting lycra that has seen better (and far less stretched)days..... as for Candi's relations with the clients, I don't want to spend too much time thinking about their interactions. I imagine there are a lot of requests for paper bags.
LOL Travis!
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