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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Chocoholic

I am getting less and less requests for lap dances since I have put on about 20 pounds and my boss is starting to hint that I might be out of a job soon. I'm sorry but I just cannot resist chocolate! Last night I had two Mars bars...TWO!!!!! I try my best to look the part, but it's getting more difficult. I guess I'm going to have to prepare for the obvious or start working out again. Pray for me, ya'll! I'm about to eat a bonbon!

3 comments:

suxmariahsux said...

I think you should do a lap dance using a Connie Francis song. I would pay to see you do this, even if you have put on about 20 pounds.

alcina said...

OK! The crazy is out in full force. lol!

Travis said...

(OH, I FOUND IT ALCINA!!!!)

Geez Crusty Connie, step away from the Candi, before I get jealous.