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Friday, August 6, 2010

Orange Slices

My Grandmother used to purchase those awful orange slice candies every single year at Halloween. I hated those, but I never said anything because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I just grinned and thanked her for them. Do you like them?

Last night the police had to break up a fight at the club and one of the guys had on this bright orange shirt. It made me think of the orange slices and I thought I would share this story with all of my fans. I really had a good time last night. I performed to Lady Gaga's song 'Bad Romance'. I can so relate to that song. My ex, Bubba, was such a jerk. That boy was a monster!

4 comments:

alcina said...

Bubba the monster?! hahaha I bet his outfit of choice is white wife beaters with yellow stains under the pits. I bet he also likes to smash an 18 pack of empty beer cans against his forehead before he passes out in front of the television while watching Jerry Springer.

Travis said...

LOL! I got nothing to add to that one...... Alcina's got it covered.

BTW, Camel-toe Candi, it doesn't say it on your blog page, but in the Google Reader feed from this blog, all your posts say "posted by M" under the title. Which just so happens is the same author as Mental Madge's Fake Madonna Blog!!! Please tell me this is nothing more than a freakish coincidence.

alcina said...

Yes Travis, mere freakish coincidence, I'm sure. And did you see that Crusty's personalities are starting to interact with one another.

Travis said...

Oh, that's a relief. I couldn't bear the idea of Mental Madge being so lazy as to not cover "her" tracks.

No, I haven't seen the 'alters' talking to each other!!!! Which of the many CC blogs should I searching through?